What I Want For Christmas or Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

My old life back? Pre-stroke?

Since I’m in a fantasy world today, I’ll keep to that theme. Bing Crosby is playing. It’s making me wistful and weepy.

I want Dad back and Gunn to have been out of our lives when I was 8. We could have left her with her family when we were in Norway in 1978 when Grandpa was still alive and Gunn hadn’t successfully ended Dad’s maritime career.  And I was happy and didn’t doubt anything. And the beatings hadn’t begun. And she wasn’t twisting my mind with sexuality and accusations and clippings from the newspaper to “warn” me of the evilness of men and how she went on with the lies of how she was my birth mother. No exact facts, just a caesarian scar. Not me, her daughter born 2 years before me and buried in Norway. Her cousin’s son didn’t know it was a huge family secret! Yeah, that tombstone was a shock. Gunn was lies. Dad was truth – to a point. He protected her and paid for it. I would do anything to just have a day with him again. 17 years feels like 17 minutes.

Going to college and staying there until I had a degree. Looking into it myself instead of thinking Dad would know. Even student loans. They made a choice to not acclimate – ever. I was American. They were Norwegian, though Dad did get his Citizenship because he wanted to vote since he paid taxes. And voting with him and understanding politics and government was interesting for both of us. He had someone to talk to because such things BORED Ms. Pris. Such nonsense interrupted Jeopardy, or worse General Hospital. Realizing education was more important than a Scandinavian Husband, that an education would release me from her vice-like grasp, was the prize.

Marrying Antoine was a huge mistake. Period. Chris was right.  I was a neophyte, impressionable, naive. Stupid. I paid for it; emotionally, financially, physically. 5 years of my life gone, 20 to 26. Poof! Then there was Kevin. Chris made him an offer – me on a platter – and I ended up marrying him because he was the OPPOSITE of Antoine.  Opposite that he had no confidence in himself. The Martyr by self-proclamation. A loser with no marketable skills. That I married. Who was the loser?

I wanted children. I had always hoped for three. Boys or girls, as long as I had one of each. Always a reason to wait….wait until we have a house….wait until we have saved up money…..he could be a stay-home Dad, no daycare needed! I’d be working 14 hours a day because that was my job and his job had no actual “importance” in that get a temp with basic accounting skills. C

I had skills. Recruiters called me too often. I hung in too long in several positions and gave my loyalty to some real scum bags. Missed some opportunities and didn’t jump when I should have. 6 figures was nice while it lasted. From Corporate Finance to Pre-Audit to Forensic Auditing to Real Estate to Mortage Lending, then the Big Short, back to Corporate Finance and Audit Lead and Project Finance Administration to Stroke. Helluva circle. I wish I had discovered Forensic Auditing earlier. I could have had a career with the FBI and been on the East Coast. A happy life, without the Emotional Vampire.

I took tests in High School. SAT of course, and the Armed Forces Aptitude Test. The Navy really wanted me and for Annapolis. My test results for Analytics and Logic was in the top 5% nationwide. They may have wanted me for the Trident Sub Project. I would have been there during Tailhook, but Gunn torpedoed it all by telling the recruiter I wasn’t mentally stable. She was a “nurse” and it had been so heartbreaking. Dad wasn’t there when the recruiters were “interviewing”. She made sure of that. He was furious when he found out. I could have followed in his footsteps.

She always had it her exact way, regardless of anyone else’s feelings. Narcissist much?

That IQ test I took during Junior High. Good thing she was smart, but she shouldn’t think she was smarter than the adults. And wouldn’t that make it more difficult for her to find a husband if she had unrealistic expectations? Those meetings with Mensa? Whatever that was. A bunch of old men who just wanted her for sex or to take advantage of her. She doesn’t know. She’s an innocent and we will keep her that way. A pure virgin when she finds the right (acceptable) man. That IQ business means nothing.

All paperwork disappeared. Like everything else Gunn didn’t like or find agreeable.

My IQ is near genius level. They never brought it up to any instructor’s that I know of. Dad was friendly with my Principal and helped “school” my HS Geometry teacher and narced me out to Dad more than I liked, but I caused my own issues with keeping off the Honor Roll by planned percentages.

I enjoyed that too much. I was hanging on out with the Stoner campus, playing strip poker and not losing an article of clothing during Drama while “running lines”, hell skipping class to run to Naugles for breakfast (teacher never knew), being teachers’ pet, tutoring Math to Junior High students while a Senior, dealing with Gunn’s accusations of my supposed sexual promiscuity, having her “smell” me when I’d returned from being out with friends (3 boys and 2 girls – including my neighbor) to see if I smelled like sex. One thing is for sure, she couldn’t smell alcohol worth a damn. Chris and  I would drink MGD and she didn’t smell that. Was I smoking the marijuana?! Chris smokes, so therefore I must smoke, including marijuana. Yeah, I smoked. I didn’t smoke pot until I was 46 and discovered “candies”. Oh, it made dealing with Gunn so mellow. Hehe. Never got the munchies, but horny was a different matter and I was hanging with Jason who liked boys too. My Gays.

One thing that still burns like an endless flame – my beloved Husband Kevin who had an issue peeing and finally went to the doctor and, as I told him to, took the doctor into the bathroom to show how slowly he pee’d. Months, several procedures and finally surgery, he can ejaculate sperm! That path had been blocked for his entire Adult Life due to an accident with a girl’s bicycle as a child, that he never took the time to completely explain – or obviously show – to a urologist. This was “fixed” when he was 42. I was a year older. We could try to have a child.

I was too old. What about adoption? (And here it comes)

You never can tell what you’re going to get. The mother could have been a crack addict. The kid could have developmental issues. It’s not a good idea. It’s too much of a burden,

Good thing Gunn and Aksel didn’t think I was going to have problems since I was adopted – rejected by my birth parents – and I would be a burden. He used burden. In a few brief sentences, he made my justification for living as a child an inconsequential anomaly that should be avoided.  And I didn’t want to try anymore with the looser without marketable skills. Nam myoho renge kyo MF.  20 years with you was an absolute waste. Your family was cool. Wish I was still married to them. I am sorry Sharon. I tried, but it wasn’t mine to fix or simply acknowledge. I constantly acknowledged it. I should have stopped after a year or two and moved on and found happiness with someone more mature and secure in who he was.  I kept hoping. I was his wife, not his therapist. Or his mother.

Well, this was a stream of consciousness, i.e. word vomit.  Sorry. I obviously have anger management issues I  have to still deal with. So much abject disappointment in my life. It isn’t unique. I do realize that. But it is special because of how and how much and by who it was done. And now I have Will who tells me to stop letting those people rent space in my brain.

Too old and an adopted baby is a burden. My last big wish was incinerated and he was clueless.

I should have gotten pregnant without telling Kevin, that was what I should have done Chris? And since Kevin was shooting blanks, should I have gotten a different “donor”? Cheat to obtain the prize and lie to the child about his father. That’s fucked up dude, even for you. Yet, I’m the bad guy. No. I never was. You should have never said what you did. Never. It still burns my soul.

Impeachment? Really! Meh.

Purely politics for this one.

You should know, if you haven’t guessed, I am not a Trump supporter. Never was and never will be. He’s made man, and I don’t mean successful. I’ve worked for a Union. Capiche?

I have no idea how this country became so apathetic, so wholly uninterested in morality, justice and doing right by your fellow man/woman. Following the Constitution. You know, that ancient piece of paper – HANDWRITTEN BY OLD GUYS – that we reference when we are emphasizing our free speech rights, or our Right to have a Weapon of War – I mean firearm. Don’t tread on me!

There are two Articles for Impeaching Trump:

1. Abuse of Power

2. Obstruction of Congress

Noting having to do with the “witch hunt” that Trump whines about continuously. Nothing having to do with Mueller, the FBI, or Russian Collusion. Just Trump and his mouth. And multiple experts who were questioned UNDER OATH and were seasoned professionals of the State Department. I won’t bore you with that. They were on TV for hours! But, you may have missed Rudy. He was on Fox last night and his gums were flapping. Again. At least it wasn’t Noun-Verb-9/11.

Why wasn’t he on the Hill fighting for the NYPD and NYFD survivors, instead of Jon Stewart? Hmm? Who really cares. Barely Congress and not the White House.

So Rudy went to Ukraine and tried to get dirt on a Biden so the 2020 elections will have a constant narrative, sorta like 2016. No help from Russia, but Ukraine has their own Russian problems, like Crimea and access to their lands. But I digress. Rudy was bitching about some State Department Chick or Ambassador or something and that she had to go because “we” couldn’t get Ukraine to launch that investigation etc. Um, wasn’t that what the House was investigating over that whistleblower? That person that Trump called a traitor and wanted exposed. (So his “people” could take care of that problem – ’cause that’s what a made man and does in “his business” – I’m not from New York, but I wasn’t born in the lap of luxury either.) He claimed Executive Privilege and NO White House People were Made Available. Not ever Trump.

There you have Article 1 and 2 in a quick synapsis. Rudy is his “personal” attorney, not a government employee in any capacity, or in other words he is not getting a Government Paycheck for jet setting on behalf of Trump. Or is he? He is representing the United States to a foreign country as what? Trump’s dog? Go fetch a scandal, Rudy? Good boy! Here’s a cookie, or a chicken leg. Between Trump and Rudy,  the House just wanted to verify what people in the room witnessed. Rudy just added ingredients to the mix while the House was busy baking their own cake.

In Rudy’s own words, “we’re guilty and we’re gonna win” because the people of the US don’t care what Trump does unless they’re Democrats and we don’t care about them. Our Republican Brothers will save the day! Just listen to Comrade McConnell or Herr Gaetz. De vil not vote for Impeachment on our Man! Heil Drumf!!

And I ask because I am a neophyte, and a Democrat more than likely, is ignoring the Constitution, your oath to protect it and our Nation, to remember we are still trying to maintain the small d democracy, and be a Superpower that other Nations look up to and want to emulate. That shining city on the hill and all that. Or is the Republican party just trying treason on to see if that coat fits and how much they can accomplish destroying all the classes of people they can’t stand, or even tolerate when running? Like making the good ol’ USA as white as Norway? I’m using a Trump quote for context. He loves the Norwegian People. As a Scandanavian, I can speak to the whiteness of Norwegians. It is a white Country, especially in Winter and with their food. If White means bland, and that only under certain conditions, like my adopted mother’s cooking skills.When it was edible. Other than winter, it is a rocky, green and coastal country with wonderful people from many lands originally who have come to this Land of high peaks and bottomless fjords to live, work and play with generous work/life ideals, school programs adapted to the student through college for legal residents, government medical that covers their residents for little to no costs from cradle to grave (including in-home care the Baby Boomers here taking care of their parents with Alzheimer’s), maternity leave for 1 year AFTER the child is born, and Government assistance to help the parents the first year, so forth and so on. At least that’s how it was when I lived there in 1985. And they would send my Aunt to Greece every winter because she had rheumatoid arthritis. They sent her to a warm Country for a month! What a concept. It’s changed from what I hear. They’re not teaching Bible Study in every school anymore. Something about religious freedom or inclusion or something.

What it comes down to – Trump asked the Ukrainians to investigate Hunter Biden and find something they could pin on him to embarrass his Dad and screw up his run for the Presidency, making Trump’s run a Red Carpet event in November 2020. Pocahontas won’t run….she’s a woman. Hillary tried and look what happened. Bootigig……he’s gay. We’re God-fearing folk and his base won’t vote for a fairy. Kamala…..she’s dropped out, thank God. She could have been an issue, but no more. Corey…..Obama 2.0 he’s not. He doesn’t even eat meat! What kind of freak is he? Bernie. Old. He already punched the clock, so how much longer does he really have? Two rich guys, and we’re pretty much done with that type. One owns publishing and one guy used to own oil stuff, but what have they done otherwise? I’m homeless. I would pay attention if they had done anything that was important to my life NOW. I emailed both campaigns. I get emails back thanking me for the support and can I donate money.  Great assumption on your auto-response’s part, but I am not “backing” either nor will I donate money. In fact, I don’t give a rat’s posterior if you are running. Both of you look like Trump now, just no known grifting or philanthropy shenanigans.

Republicans, stand by the oath of YOUR office and the post you accepted as part of running for the Senate of the United States of America – not the United Soviet Socialist Republic, even though Putin’s trying to bring that back. Why help him. Again.

HRW Lord Andy

That’s right. His Royal Woofiness has a Facebook Page and an Instagram account.  And Gmail! I’m trying something new and not so much a whining crybaby. And it’s Andy, or Lord Andy as he was named by our friend Matt. I added the HRW because I’m a goof and it’ll be fun.

And, in Andy’s words, RaaRoooo!!

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lordandyhrw@gmail.com

 

A Day in the Life

I could be poetic, but that’s hard to do now. I am grateful to My Maker for keeping me alive and sustaining my hope for a return to a normal life. Someday, somehow.

But if my life were “normal” these are the things I miss. Some may be familiar to you.

Waking up in a Bed

There is something about waking up in a bed, with sheets. Pillows. Blankets. Sleeping flat or snuggled next to your little pup or your partner. Waking up and stretching under the covers, warm and safe.

I remember those days. I’m sleeping in the passenger seat of a ’98 Olds Cutlass and the leather seats are going. And my tailbone hurts 24/7 because I wear adult diapers at 54. The “side effect” of a vascular lacunar stroke.

Eating at a Table with Real Food

Eating almost every  meal in the car – it sucks! Food ends up in your lap, or on your top, or on your pants (that’s Will).  I miss soup. A simple bowl of soup! And real utensils, not a spork. Whoever made that thing should be made to eat everything with it the rest of his life! Have you ever tried to eat sliced beef with A Spork? How about sliced turkey with gravy, stuffing and mashed potatoes with a spork? In a paper clam-shell that’s disintegrating in your hands? And since it’s the only warm food you’ve had today, and it’s not breaking 60F and raining, you asked for two servings. That little clam-shell is heavy! And you are holding it and it’s not sitting on anything, because you’re eating in the car because you can’t take the noise or the questions or the general polite conversation in the eating hall.

A Shower

It has been over a week since I took a shower. It’s been two weeks for Will because he gave up his spot last week so I could take a shower. He is so good to me. And the shower we will use is considered a handicap shower at the Church that offers it for use M-W, 12-5. There are many who take advantage, and there are other regular showers. The Handicap has a seat in the shower and space for privacy, or space to fall and not die if you’re unstable. The mat they put down hurts my feet, but otherwise the floor is slippery.

And I don’t have shower shoes.One more thing to keep track of.

You know when you get ready to take a shower? You turn on the water so it’ll be the right temperature when you get in. The water cascades over you, warming your cold bones and muscles. Perhaps easing that ache in your lower back that just won’t stop. Warming your cold feet and hands. Cleansing your face and body. You soap up your scrunchie, or washcloth, and scrub your neck and arms and legs until they squeak.  And, if so inclined, shave the bits that shouldn’t have hair.

You grab the shampoo and pour it into your hand, applying it to your hair and luxuriating in the suds encasing your head. You massage thoroughly and you may rinse and repeat before doing the conditioner. Letting the warn water pour over you, rinsing your hair and you shake your head and wring the water out and decide to let it warm you a bit longer.

I remember those days. Now I have to wait for my turn, if I get it, and the plumbing isn’t great and you go from a hot shower, to a cold shower, to a lukewarm shower, to cold again to hot. It’s like living in an old house and your husband flushed the toilet (it happened – more than once).

A Kitchen

You ever have a feeling that you’re kinda hungry, but you have no idea what to have and you don’t want to cook a big meal – or you have a hankering for leftovers from last night?

What about just toasting a slice of that Whole Grain bread you bought at Whole Foods the other day. With some cream cheese and honey on top? How decadent.

What about that bit of rib eye you didn’t finish the other night? Slice that up and add some salt – that would hit the spot.

What about that can of  Tomato Soup Progresso you found in the back of the pantry the other day? That would be  delicious with a grilled cheese sandwich. More work than you wanted, but Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese? Yum! Comfort food extraordinaire!

A Closet

You don’t really think about that too much. You take it for granted. Purses hung on over door hooks of nails throughout the closet. Shoe racks under the line of clothes – hung by season and color – from daily wear to evening wear. With tubs with lavender and cedar protecting your kint wear that it has taken decades to acquire or actually make, and not look homemade.

All the socks you’ve knit! There was a reason you were the sock queen! So pretty. So comfortable.

All those sweaters! How you miss the lavender one. It was so cozy and you got so many compliments.

“Where did you get that?”

“I Made it.”

“Ohhh. Nicely done! Wish I could do that!”

A Comfy Spot

You have a spot you like to nest in? The corner of the couch. An old comfy chair.  That spot your posterior has been working on for years? You know that spot. When it’s cold and raining and you have a chill, you wrap yourself in a cardigan, or favorite blanket, curl up and read a book, take put your knitting, get that piece your stitching, or the Sunday Times Cross-word. You know that spot? The one that you fall asleep in when you’re not feeling good?

I remember how my couch felt.It’s in storage, waiting for a new home and my posterior again. My comy nest, with my stitching stand and projects in on rollers and in wicker baskets. My knitting projects in their bags with the instructions and my “sock”  kit, ready to cast-on a new pair. Or my Cancer Cap bag, with yet another cancer cap in progress for the annual donation. The Red Scarf Project for Foster Kids that have aged out of the system. The Comfort Blankets or ARF, for the pups and kitties being adopted to hopefully their forever home. And all the other charity projects.

Watching TV from my corner, or reading a book to the end while Kevin watched TV. Rooting on the Vikings! Watching the Oscar’s or the Tony’s or the Emmy’s. Or the Simpson’s. Or the Superbowl. Or a rented video.

Streaming stuff from the computer. Yeah, I can set that up on HDMI. No Chrome Stick of Amazon Fire. Who wants you TV watching you? Creepy. Network with security and no hackers.

I miss technology. Sadly, it’s sitting in my storage unit with everything else.

Last but not least – the Toilet

You don’t think much about that, other than “where is it”. It’s down that hall, by the elevator, at the Taco place. It’s close by or you know where one is. And, hopefully, no waiting.

This past Thursday, I saw a Gyne-Urologist. I was tense, worked up, anxious. I have had too many doctor’s appointments where I was told it was all in my head.  I need to see a psychiatrist. I’m a hypochondriac.  I shouldn’t step out of my lane and assume I know more than a doctor.

Well, if you won’t diagnose me, what am I supposed to do when there is something actually wrong?

Dr. Frink kept me waiting – 3 1/2 months for the appointment and 1 hour and 15 minutes in the Exam Room, but she was worth it.

“So tell me why you’re here?”

“I had a Vascular Lacunar Stroke….”

“That incontinence is bothersome, isn’t it?”

She knows what one of the aftereffects is! I didn’t have to explain anything! This is the just the second time that has happened.

I’ve had this issue since my first lacunar infarct – or four years – and she has a solution. It won’t be easy or quick, but she has a solution. And I am thankful.

I have hope that I can stop wearing the adult diapers that have left my tailbone so sore due to the car and how I have to sit. I can wear Poise Pads again and normal pants, instead of sweats that make me look like I’ve dumped a load and walking around with it. And with the Overactive Bladder medication, I won’t be “leaking” while walking to the restroom at a local Starbucks of Safeway or Home Depot, as most 7-11’s have personnel that speak broken english and are from countries that women are seen as property, and don’t care if you need the restroom. “Go to the Gas Station across the street,”  as a staff member goes into the restroom made for the public, but requires a key.

And all those times I would walk to the restroom and I would start leaking, and end up crying when I would finally get to the stall, as my pants are wet, my shoes and socks are wet, and know I have to change so I don’t smell like urine. Get into the stall, take off my shoes, strip my pants and diaper, get out the Personal Wipes and clean up, put on another diaper, dry the sweats with the hand dryer or put on another pair of pants/sweats, new socks, wipe out the wet spot from slip on shoes (can’t do sneakers with the laces – too difficult), and make sure my bladder is empty before getting up and leaving.

And hope no one is waiting or banging on the door to hurry up. It happens at Starbucks I shit my drawers waiting for the restroom one time. The dude was on the phone. And laughing. I hear him as I was humiliated. No one should ever experience that circumstance. No one.

A toilet. No matter it’s age, as long as it flushes and is available, it is a welcomed entity in my life. I worry about having access to it constantly. I worry about an employee giving me grief over needing to use it. A basic need and it is embarrassing asking if you can use it and you’re told no. They don’t offer public restrooms. Then I use the disabled card and who will refuse that?

My Day in the Life. I could write more, but I think you can sense the difficulty for me and Will. We’ve lived in homes we owned. Had furniture and necessities that were useful and provided physical and mental comfort. I miss my books. The feel of them. The smell.  I miss knitting, which is so difficult to do in the car with everything else.

I took several hours today to write this because I needed to get it out of my soul It eats at me daily. Like thousands of Sugar Ants crawling around my brain looking for water and a way out.

My therapist Pam had a suggestion to ask my psychiatrist if BrainSpotting may be useful. They map the brain for how your process or react to specific actions. I need that, since I have physical reactions when I feel intimidated or cornered, and I wail and become extremely anxious. Pam also suggested I get a MedicAlert Bracelet since I am unable to talk when these episodes happen, and I don’t need to be 5150’d again because I can’t talk and they think I’m having a bad trip.

The “episodes” really upset Will and he finally understands it isn’t something  have and control over currently. The stoicism is gone. I feel stripped naked and on display. It is the most humiliating occurence that could happen to me, and it happens regularly.  Why I avoid people. I don’t want anyone to see the crazy freak I become and I hate it to the core of my soul.

Why do I share this? Because I can’t *speak* about it. But I can type. Exactly. My voice is still here, but when I type. No sound out of me. It is so slow and clunky and awkward. Nothing like I used to be. Maybe someday.

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A Different Approach

I am thinking of different topics to address, as opposed to poor, pitiful me, and since this is a topic I am currently a statistic of, why not?

Homelessness nationwide is an issue, but the West Coast has been particularly hard hit. An estimated 500,000, or 1/2 Million, individuals nationwide are in uninhabitable housing, the pleasantly cleansed word for delicate souls. Or is it non-racist? Politically correct? Respectful? Fuck No! I am in uninhabitable housing!  I am homeless. And whatever non-offensive phrasing you, Mr. Government Amoeba Paperpusher/Dr. Sleepy Pants HUD Secretary, use it will be no different. Unless I am like too many, sleeping in a tent in a creek bed, wrapped up in a sleeping bag under a tree or wrapped in a cardboard box, or in a dumpster, I am still homeless in my car. A car is uninhabitable housing!

Your survey is wasted tax dollars as it is highly inaccurate, as usual. How do I know? I was asked to be involved in the Homeless Count this year and the parameters are a joke.

A few weeks before the “Night” they decide to do the count (a night? Really!?), a group of volunteers per a district get together to discuss “What to look for”. It was laughable, insulting and disgraceful. I will give you an idea what was suggested to look for:

  • People with shopping carts and too many shopping bags
  • Disheveled people, visibly unbathed, carrying odd things
  • Mismatched or ill-fitting clothing
  • Puddles next to parked cars, i.e. human waste (Loved that one. NOT!)
  • Large amount of personal litter, next to a car

Let me say, the majority of the questions were answered by homeowners that fall into the category of “Not-in-My-Backyard”. Nimby’s. The Homeless know them too well. Sadly, many Homeless are also drug addicts, alcoholics, mentally ill, off-their-meds, DGAF, etc. Thieves have a home, or a hole, or a safe place to hide. Homeless don’t. Do some break into homes? Yes. But, the chronically homeless still have enough self respect to respect other people’s property, unless they are family. That’s a completely different dynamic that I won’t address, because I have no personal knowledge with a normal family. Dysfunctional, you betcha!

The majority of homeless people are very self-conscious about their appearance. Bathing regularly is a must. Keeping properly groomed is a must, especially men! There are those who are so physiologically gone, that grooming isn’t something they are aware of. And there are those that are so far gone in their addiction, or allusion, that it doesn’t matter. They are the ones that in the “community”  *we* stay away from.

I will give you an example. I’ll call him Ned. I have no  personal association with a Ned, other than Ned Flanders, so I can’t offend anyone.

Ned is a couple of years younger than me. Ned is homeless, has a grown daughter and living parents. Ned smokes pot and does meth and God knows what all. He is also a part-time hoarder. He hoards stuff until it disappears, or is stolen, or he believes it is stolen, or he gives it away. He desperately wants a woman in his life. I know this first hand, and had to deal with some shit he said about Will. Will has known him longer, better than 2 years? I think. Ned has had medical issues, had a heart attack, severe water retention issues, edema. He’s kinda fucked up y’all. Now, he had built a fire at his campsite with treated pallet boards and it impacted his eyes. He told me yesterday that he needs an optical surgery and they may have to take his eyes. He could see me, and this has been an issue for a couple of months. I don’t doubt Ned has a severe issue, but being homeless and needing medical care is a huge one! And he will routinely make a mountain out of molehill. Many know his parents and have met them or his sister, so the homeless grapevine is healthy and thriving and keep the fables at bay. I do care for Ned, but my partial brain can’t handle his little boy crying wolf routine. Others, including Will and I, have real health issues that will eventually kill us, not self-inflicted bull-pucky exaggerations. Being Stoned or High is self-inflicted and I just don’t care. Haven’t since I was 17 and some things just don’t change.  You’re an addict and want to live that life? Have at! Just don’t think I want a special invitation to join you.

Just so you are aware, most homeless don’t defecate next to their vehicle.  Some might, if they can’t find a bush and I know a few whacks that defecate in the public square intentionally, but they have problems that were dealt with at those “Hospitals” back in the day. The practice of dogs not shitting where they sleep is also  human trait. We use public restrooms at Safeway, Starbucks, Panama Bay, Ross, TJ Maxx, Carl’s Jr., McDonald’s. We like to wipe our bottoms and wash our hands, thank you! And we do not leave it a mess. If you think we loose all sense of human decency, you are wrong. My God, Will is so fastidious he drives me nuts! He has to shave regularly and complains when he sees himself as unkempt! Clean clothes without stains are a big deal. And a pleasant color palette.   He is Gay after all. Some behaviors will not change. That’s why he makes me chuckle. I love him to death, even when he is Gayer than Christmas Bloomies.

I guess, I could say it simply, perception and reality don’t talk, meet, or have anything to do with each other. And a few small-minded people can dream up whatever they wish, but it won’t make it so.

 

 

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Happy Holidays for Some

It is Black Friday and absolutely nuts here. There are Prime Outlets within 5 miles of my current location, and people are meeting up at Starbucks before they head out. Geez. Spending money is a group activity? Who knew! SMH

We are not spending money, because we have none until Social Security comes through or Will’s General Assistance. No Christmas Tree, little Christmas Cheer. Freezing to death, but my $10 sleeping bag has been handy as all out. It was 34F this morning with ice on the car. Reminiscent of my trips to Idaho during Thanksgiving. I miss those trips and the people I shared my holiday with. And when my 120 lbs of fur babies were still alive.

The shopping gluttony is  mind-boggling.  I stopped trying to understand it years ago, because I was guilty of it too when Dad was still alive. Put yourself into debt until March or April with the plastic was typical. I stopped when he died. It’ll be 20 years soon. Christmas is difficult for me as he was sick and I didn’t do anything. Gunn was in control by then and took “care” of him. That haunts me. How she complained that she had no one to take care of her as she had done to him. She gets me fired from my job, I physically move to her house to “take care of her” and she can’t stop bitching how much I suck at it and I’m inconveniencing her because I have the audacity to live in her house. Why can’t I move in next door? Buy a house and work close by? BECAUSE YOU CALL ME EVERY 10 MINUTES WHEN I AM NOT IN YOUR VISUAL RANGE!! Ungrateful bitch.

So much for honoring my adopted parents. I promised Dad I would take care of her. Pity there wasn’t a stipulation on her trying to kill us, or succeeding at it. It just took years, and her throwing out my meds, for me to accept what she had done to you Papa. I just couldn’t accept that her malignant narcissism and her belief in her medical knowledge would go so far as to put our lives in danger.

I will reconstruct a dialog that happened when I was 12:

Gunn: She doesn’t need glasses. No one in my family needs them. She eats carrots.

Optometrist: Carrots won’t improve her vision. She has steep corneas and is very near-sighted.

Gunn: She spends too much time reading and doing needlework. She is ruining her eyes! 

Optometrist: She is a student and reading is very good at here age. She will do good in school!

Gunn: She is not getting glasses! You are wrong!

We exit (angrily stomp) out to the car and I tell Dad.

Me: Dad! Mom won’t let me get glasses!

Dad: What? The doctor said your vision is bad and your legally blind! Gunn! What are you up to?

Gunn: She doesn’t need glasses. No one in my family wears them! She needs to stop reading so much and do all the those crafts! Her eyes would be fine. And I feed her carrots every day!

Dad: I’ll take her to get what she needs! And you wear glasses but you don’t want too because you’re so vane! You’re not going to put your issues on our daughter!

And Dad and I went back in and I picked out a pair of glasses I could live with. Gunn would harangue me about the reading and knitting and needlework – unless it was something I was making for them – for the rest of my life, but my contact lenses helped. She’d start in on me when I was wearing my glasses. And she stabbed me with my embroidery scissors when her shows weren’t on TV, but that’s a tale for another time. h

A day in the life with Gunn. I thank the Lord every day that she is gone from my life. I return her ashes to her family and my last connection with her is gone. One more thing  on my list when I have money again. Dad’s ashes have to go home to. To be with his parents and siblings in his home town. The honor she refused him because she hated his family so much. I didn’t know how much until he died and realized how much of his “history” she had thrown out. At least I had taken his ships and maritime logs years before. And his pictures. If I hadn’t taken those decades before, Gunn would have tossed them.  The medals and awards she kept. She could use them to promote their wonderful marriage. The awards and medals preceded you, hag. You had no part in Dad’s service, but you took all that you could get, including his military pension.

As a reminder for the holidays, https://www.gofundme.com/f/life4wng20?teamInvite=zwFy5EWAGSludrnkCZ9nBW6TpHJfA8I5YvaDJ67Bhi8fNwXnHH6M2OYJcXZSgemz

Please consider our plight. God Bless you.